Sat, 19 May 2012 23:59:09 -0800WeeblyWed, 15 Dec 2010 13:52:26 -0800http://ridethestrugglebus.com/14/post/2010/12/5-questions-for-december-13th-2010.html5 Questions 12/13/10

A bitter cold day in the Bay!  But we still give you a warm 5 Questions!  Let’s do this!

 

Question #1:  Eric & Jenn, when are you doing stand up again?  (Jo in Tampa)

Eric Prae:  Wow, what a timely question.  It’s almost like we wanted you to ask that one.  Well we just got booked yesterday to do the Tampa Improv on January 30th!!!  I’ll be up there as usual and JENN WILL MAKE HER FIRST STAND UP APPEARANCE!  It will be awesome.  Tickets are being printed this week, email us and we will get you some!

 

Question #2:  Jenn-  I read all of these stories about you and crazy men- Do you ever worry about one kidnapping you or trying to retaliate in some way?  (Cindy in Syracuse)

Eric Prae:  She nags the guy to death, escapes and then writes a best seller about it.

Jenn B.:  I am not too worried.  If you noticed- most the men lack the average amount of brain cells, so I think I could outsmart most, if not all, of them.  But, if all else fails, I would yell, “Take the Ginger! I have so many more lives to ruin!”

 

Question #3:  Since I'm approaching 30, I can't just throw chicks over my shoulder and yell out “I want this one” like I used to.  A lot of times I just want the other side of the bed to be warm.  Is there a way to lure chicks into snuggling with you without them freaking out about wanting sex or what? (Mike “the Cowboy” in Rochester, NY)

Jenn B.:  Two things that I like about this guy immediately- his name is “Cowboy” and he is barbaric and likes to toss women over his shoulder.  You like warm beds?  Get a heated blanket.  I would be really pissed if a man named “Cowboy” brought me home, and wanted to “snuggle.”

Eric Prae:  So before you were 30 it was totally cool to just throw them over your shoulder???  I’m only 28, so ladies of South Tampa, get ready to be thrown over my shoulder!!!

I usually try talking to women as a normal human being.  If that doesn’t work, get them blackout drunk. 

 

Question #4:  Every movie coming to theaters is in 3D and also absolute crap.  Give me the next great 3D movie plot.  (Matt in St. Pete)

Eric Prae:  3D???  I can’t handle high def yet!  Have you ever seen Larry King in high def?  Nasty!!!  HD TV absolutely ruined Sportscenter.  I didn’t mind gross looking women doing sports highlights until I got a 50 inch HD TV and Linda Cohn scared the dog away from the television.  Also, don’t look at Danica Patrick too closely in high def, you will go blind.

To answer your question:  Since “Tron” was an epic failure and that is getting re-made, I say that Hollywood just re-does EVERY horrible movie that totally bombed in 3D!  You hated “Pocket Ninjas” the first time???  It will be worse in 3D!  Never saw “Phat Girlz” in 2006?  Let’s remake it!  In 3D!  Is Stallone still alive?  I think we need to do “Rocky 5” over in 3D.  How about “Kazaam”?  Shaq’s big ass would look GREAT in 3D!

Jenn B.:  I write short stories and stand up jokes about black men.  Do I seem at all qualified to write a movie plot?  You’re lucky you get 1,000 coherent words out of me.  Stop making me think.

 

Question #5:  What is the worst Christmas song ever???  (Brian in Fort Myers)

Jenn B.:  All of them.  Here is an example:  “White Christmas”- people from where Eric and I are from, are doing anything but praying for anymore snow.  That song is a lie.  They should make a new song called, “I’m Dreaming of Living in Any Other Part of the Country.”

And another:  “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”- Have you EVER tasted one of those things?  My grandfather eats them, and I wonder if in your old age, you lose your ability to taste?  That song can go ahead and be renamed to “Piles of Fecal Matter Roasting on an Open Fire.”

Eric Prae:  Anything by Mariah Carey.  If I was president I would completely outlaw the Mariah Carey Christmas album.  And now she is coming out with a second one???  I just threw out my hearing aids.
 

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